Invest in Practical Innovation for Funeral Service
Bring safer, faster, more dignified tools to a critical, under‑served profession.
Fast Snapshot
Company: Fanprobe LLC (Virginia, USA)
Flagship: Mortuary Balancing Bar™ (MBB‑2508), patent‑pending
Stage: Pre‑revenue; production ramp in progress
Model: Product margin + accessories + software/services
Contact: invest@fanprobe.com · (888) 434‑4420
The Problem
Prep‑room workflows are physically demanding, staff‑intensive, and time‑sensitive. Many funeral homes rely on improvised setups that increase strain, slow preparation, and elevate risk of injury.
Our Solution
Mortuary Balancing Bar™ functions like an extra set of hands—stabilizing and positioning with control, reducing strain, and improving throughput. Built from medical‑grade materials, designed for repeatable, hygienic use, and optimized for tight prep‑room spaces.
Outcome highlights (what professionals care about):
Safer, more ergonomic handling
Faster, more consistent prep times
Fewer staff required for key positioning steps
Durable, cleanable construction
Why Now
Aging workforce + staffing shortages increase the need for efficiency tools.
Operational pressure on funeral homes to do more with less, without compromising dignity.
Low innovation baseline in a niche category enables outsized impact from well‑designed tools.
The Market
Beachhead: U.S. funeral homes, pathology/education labs, and prep facilities.
Expansion: Training programs, regional distributors, international markets, adjacent care settings (with appropriate validation).
TAM: $6 B globally for this equipment segment
SAM: $1.2 B in the U.S.
SOM $20 M realistic 3–5 year capture with focused penetration.
Business Model
Hardware — Mortuary Balancing Bar + Patient Balancing Bar
Services — SuitRunner™ garment provisioning for funeral homes (inventory turn partner program)
Software — Mortuary+™ workflow app (roadmap), iD.Path™ digital ID system (roadmap)
Revenue mix aims to balance durable margin from hardware with recurring value from services/software.
Go-to-Market
Distributor‑led sales to regional networks
Direct pre‑order via website (education discount, student validation)
Academia & training partnerships to seed professional habits
Evidence marketing: measurable time/strain reduction case studies, peer testimonials
Investor FAQs
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Yes. We welcome direct conversations with serious investors. Please email invest@fanprobe.com to schedule a call or meeting with Kristopher Mickens.
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All investors will receive quarterly email updates and milestone reports. You may also be invited to investor calls or early product previews, depending on your level of participation.
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Fanprobe LLC is a U.S.-based limited liability company registered in the Commonwealth of Virginia. It is structured as a parent company that owns and develops individual product lines such as the Mortuary Balancing Bar, SuitRunner, and iD.Path.
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Fanprobe is in the pre-revenue phase. Manufacturing of the Mortuary Balancing Bar is underway, and we anticipate revenue through direct pre-sales and distributor orders following product launch.
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Scale U.S. distribution of the Mortuary Balancing Bar
Launch 2–3 additional products within the next 18–24 months
Expand into international markets
Establish strategic partnerships with funeral homes and supply distributors
Build a vertically integrated product ecosystem for the mortuary industry
Legal Note
This page is for informational purposes only and does not constitute an offer to sell or a solicitation to buy any securities. Any offering will be made only to accredited investors via definitive documentation (e.g., SAFE, convertible note, or other agreement) and in compliance with applicable laws.
